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copblood:

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the drag explosion: new york city’s drag scene of the 1980s and 90s

photos by linda simpson — thedragexplosion.com


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vsingers:

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HOLLYBOOB!

official boob post

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your ass thinks it’s Hollywoob


pharmdup:
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pharmdup:

pharmdup:

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vanquisherofsnails:

nicollekidman:

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unfortunately i do find this funny

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Tags by @clearancecreedwatersurvival


thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

born too late 2 be a pirate captain’s whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live

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i kno where my talents lie


lyricwritesprose:
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“ ellis-dee:
“ This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000...

lyricwritesprose:

henstomper:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

sturmtruppen:

ellis-dee:

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

And comes back because he figures he has a pretty sweet deal.  Oats, salt, probably some treats and scratches, for the price of some basic pulling and advanced not murdering fools?

Sometimes I think people give themselves too much credit for animal domestication.  Sometimes the main character of the domestication story is some terrifying beast who reasons, “But salt though.”




felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.


lets-zofifi-stuff:

werewolftrial:

Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

It ain’t much but it’s honest work.



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